Sunday, September 15, 2013

Sir Stomps-a-Lot

Once upon a time there was an evil bad guy named Sir Stomps-a-Lot, who had great big feet. Each foot was as big as a bed. When he wanted to capture someone, he stomped his giant feet, making the ground shake and knocking them over so he could wrap them up in chains and throw them in his dungeon.

One day, he captured Mom and Dad and threw them in his dungeon, so A, B and C decided that they had to rescue Mom and Dad from Sir Stomps-a-Lot. Now, Sir Stomps-a-Lot lived in a great big castle on an island in the middle of the ocean. That night, A, B and C flew in an airplane high above the island, and when they were just overhead, they jumped out of the plane with parachutes on their backs. They flew down until they were closer to the ground, then they opened their parachutes and landed on the beach. They quickly wrapped up their parachutes and hid them behind an outcropping of rocks.

Near the place where they landed on the beach there was the end of a storm drain that ran underneath the castle. The opening of the storm drain was covered by a metal grate, so they used a cutting torch to cut the bolts from the grate so they could climb inside. They followed the storm drain until they came to a service ladder, which they climbed to a cover which opened in the kitchen. They carefully poked their heads through the cover and saw that nobody was in there because everybody was asleep. So they climbed out of the storm drain and sneaked down the hall.

They found the stairs that led down to the dungeon, and carefully climbed down the stairs. At the bottom, a guard was sleeping outside the cells, so they tip-toed up to him and slowly tried to pull the keys from his belt. When they were almost there, B accidentally sneezed and the guard woke up and reached for his gun, but A hit him over the head, knocking him out.  They quickly took the keys and opened up the cell for Mom and Dad who were so happy to see them and ready to go. Everyone ran back up the stairs, except at that same moment, a guard on patrol down on the beach discovered their backpacks with parachutes and sounded the alarm! WOOP, WOOP, WOOP...

They were running toward the kitchen to slip back down the storm drain when a bunch of guards gathered to block their way, and they started chasing them. Mom, Dad, A, B and C ran back down the hall and through the door at the top of the stairs, and all the guards chased after them. Mom, Dad, A and B quickly hid behind the door at the top of the stairs, and C made mocking faces at the guards before running down the stairs into the dungeon with the angry guards right on her heels. She ran across the dungeon floor to some small windows, then climbed out a window onto the rocks outside and carefully made her way around the outside. The guards were all too large to fit through the window so they turned around to run back upstairs, except Mom, Dad, A and B had closed and locked the door at the top of the stairs after the last of the guards had run inside, and now all the guards were trapped.

C scrambled around some rocks and made it back to where Mom, Dad, A and B were waiting for her, and they were about to escape when Sir Stomps-a-Lot stepped out from around the corner and gave them a wild, hideous look. He yelled, "Nobody escapes my dungeons,"  in a booming voice, then started stomping his enormous feet. The ground began to shake and they were starting to lose their balance, but they were ready for this. They got out their special guns, and fired grappling-hooks up at the ceiling where they stuck firmly. Then they climbed up on the ropes hanging down, and because they weren't on the ground anymore, Sir Stomps-a-Lot wasn't shaking them anymore. When he saw what they were doing, he gave a terrible roar, and then Mom, Dad, A, B and C got out their normal guns with one hand while they held onto the ropes with the other, and they shot Sir Stomps-a-Lot, who died.

Mom, Dad, A, B and C dropped to the ground and called the police, who sent out some police boats to help them. The police took all the guards out of the dungeon and sent them on the boats to prison, then they gave Mom, Dad, A, B and C a ride back across the ocean to their house, where they lived happily ever after.